I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.