he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
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I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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