have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
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I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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