After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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