Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Let's get the cat blown out
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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