I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
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Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
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You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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