make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
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One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
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When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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