How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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