Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
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They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
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