Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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