There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
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He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
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Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize