hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
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i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
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Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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