You work out of a Hotel?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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