Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
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Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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