Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
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I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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