i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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