In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
