have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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