no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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