Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
She swung at the pinata with crutches
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
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You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
So much rum. So many feels.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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