she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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