And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Randomize
