For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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