He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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