Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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