Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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