Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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