Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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