Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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