it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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