I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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