dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
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You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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