Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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