The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
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You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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