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I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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