Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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