Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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