whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
We have so much sex to catch up on
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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