Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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