He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
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For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
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