So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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