margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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