i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
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Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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