The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
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His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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