NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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