fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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