At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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