i barfeds in our rink
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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