Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
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When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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