This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
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I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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