How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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