used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
All the doctor said was why
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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