I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
She bit a glass in half.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Still dying that you shit outside
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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