Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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