I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
My vagina just clenched in fear
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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